wow, i could not help but to marvel at the wonders that my one of housemates, CLT has brought into this house. i'm flabbergast at what i have been observing these few weeks. wow, a simple wow will do. that would do nicely.
wonder what made him so great, so great that i could not resist the desire to post him in my blog? well, some of you might know, it may not actually be a good thing if your name is mentioned in this lil blog of mine XD. rest assured, most of you are good. LOL~ hell yea, this CLT is awesome dood! marvelous, fabulous, i would say.
first and foremost, i would love to disclose his contributions to this house. he certainly contributed a lot. hmm, how shall i start? alright, i will start with the establishment flies paradise. he is none other than the founder of flies foundation and he did a great job, and in fact, he is still doing a GREAT job. dedicated he is, to provide the flies with all the nutrients they need, to ensure their survival, despite constant efforts by a few of us to drive them to extinction.
secondly, his "caring and loving attitude" certainly outshine all of us. with the h1n1 spree going on, he was having flu at the same time. and for god sake, he simply loves to share all the things he has with each and everyone all of us. one day, he walked into my room. "urm, i think i have h1n1 symptoms." he said. "yea? take good care of yourself then." i told him without looking at him. and the next thing i realized was, he was hugging me, telling me that he would love to have me share this bullshit with him. WTF, dood, off to hell u go! i kinda regretted that i did not lay a few punches on his face as a token of appreciation. awww... XD
thirdly, he surely has a rather unique sense of appreciation for art. he enjoys create artistic drawing with water stains , food residue and so on on the dining table and the lil space next to the sink. oh hell, i wonder why am i so sucks in appreciating this kinda art.
by the way, he is so thick-skinned. damn, i'm so god damn pissed off with this bloody SOB.
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Monday, September 7, 2009
Saturday, April 4, 2009
twisted words, teary endings
it's 1.25am right now. i should be sleeping now and yet i'm right here to write down the lil nonsense of my life. lol. what a nonsense.
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion, but not their own facts. -Daniel Patrick Moynihan-
i will be going to kl today. and yet, i'm still awake. duh, i should be sleeping -.-
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion, but not their own facts. -Daniel Patrick Moynihan-
i will be going to kl today. and yet, i'm still awake. duh, i should be sleeping -.-
Monday, September 15, 2008
pathetic
what a chaotic world. humanity is at stake. rationality is on the verge of vanishing.
politics is not as easy as we think. speeches from politicians are like fog. in a fog everything looks vague. sometimes, we can't even distinguish between what is true and what is not. words can be twisted and they will tell you that a hamster is a cat and a cat is not a hamster. ridiculous, isn't it? some people just believe it, without any doubts.
lies brings you no where. an honest life is the best defence. it's time to go back to the basics. you broke your mother's vase. instead of telling her that a lizard broke it, your mother would forgive if you simply admit your mistake. through patience a ruler can be persuaded, a gentle tongue can break a bone.
this realm is in perfect pandemonium. some of us can no longer differentiate between good and evil, true and false, honour and shame.
recently, bomb attacks have hit numerous places in the world. in one of the attack, a busy and crowded market was the target.
how much do people
have to hurt one another?
how much of blood and tears
have to be shed in order for this to end?
how many lives
have to be sacrificed for the so-called justice?
a man lost everything in a flash
his wife, his children, his happiness
a woman wept at his husband's death
hoping that tears would bring him back
an innocent child look forward to bed time
for that is the only moment
he reunites with his family
what done is done. lives lost can never be found again. shattered memories can never be whole again. tears of the broken hearted streamed with sorrows. life goes on. the scar stays.
someone said this: sometimes, expletives don't do justice. he's right. you can curse all you want and instead of getting what you desire, you get shit .
politics is not as easy as we think. speeches from politicians are like fog. in a fog everything looks vague. sometimes, we can't even distinguish between what is true and what is not. words can be twisted and they will tell you that a hamster is a cat and a cat is not a hamster. ridiculous, isn't it? some people just believe it, without any doubts.
lies brings you no where. an honest life is the best defence. it's time to go back to the basics. you broke your mother's vase. instead of telling her that a lizard broke it, your mother would forgive if you simply admit your mistake. through patience a ruler can be persuaded, a gentle tongue can break a bone.
this realm is in perfect pandemonium. some of us can no longer differentiate between good and evil, true and false, honour and shame.
recently, bomb attacks have hit numerous places in the world. in one of the attack, a busy and crowded market was the target.
how much do people
have to hurt one another?
how much of blood and tears
have to be shed in order for this to end?
how many lives
have to be sacrificed for the so-called justice?
a man lost everything in a flash
his wife, his children, his happiness
a woman wept at his husband's death
hoping that tears would bring him back
an innocent child look forward to bed time
for that is the only moment
he reunites with his family
what done is done. lives lost can never be found again. shattered memories can never be whole again. tears of the broken hearted streamed with sorrows. life goes on. the scar stays.
someone said this: sometimes, expletives don't do justice. he's right. you can curse all you want and instead of getting what you desire, you get shit .
Tuesday, August 19, 2008
asinine?
"woof! argff! arrrrrff!" in my mind, i was pondering about this: this is so familiar! i could not recall what language was that. "woof! woof!" it went on and on. someone was talking to me using that language and i had a hard time understanding it. that someone has 2 ears on the head, a long furry face, 2 black round eyes, an extended black nose and mouth. his face resembles someone, or rather, something. aha! it's a hound! a houndish face i was talking about. well, i do not know how to communicate using dog language so my response was this ----> -.-" LOL!
ROFL~ barking dog. what an idiotic idiot. his asininity far exceeds any morons on the street. what doltishly doltish dolt. this post is dedicated to the imbecile who has high level of proficiency in barking~ by the way, he's nothing more than a toy dog.
i can still hear him barking. "WOOF! RRF! ARRRR...RG!" ^.^
ROFL~ barking dog. what an idiotic idiot. his asininity far exceeds any morons on the street. what doltishly doltish dolt. this post is dedicated to the imbecile who has high level of proficiency in barking~ by the way, he's nothing more than a toy dog.
i can still hear him barking. "WOOF! RRF! ARRRR...RG!" ^.^
Friday, July 25, 2008
funny thoughts
i couldn't get my eyes stick to my textbooks. my hands were busy clicking and typing. i went blog hopping again. inspirational thoughts struck me as i was reading through some posts from a few bloggers. oh well, their identities are private and confidential=) *zipped*
funny, isn't it? what is so amusing? beats me. their posts, or rather, the way they think? i just don't understand what is their mind. perhaps they are from a different part of the Milky Way?
anonymous #1 -
something is certainly wrong with the standard or procedure, or maybe both. you were so close in getting the highest level and you placed the blame on something else. accept it, perhaps that is the furthest level your luck can take you to. urm, seriously, do you get what i'm trying to say? *no offence*
anonymous #2 -
i do not know what you're thinking about but it certainly is contradicting! you said you're emotionally tired yet you still hold on. ROFL! why bother? let go. why carry a burden to wear yourself out? if you choose to hold on, you don't have to tell others that you are tired or whatsoever. *again, no offence*
anonymous #3 -
... ... ... ... ... ... basically, i'm speechless about your posts. what happened to you? you were not like this when i first got to know you. you've changed. to better or worse, i do not know. stop acting and babbling as if the whole world is in debt with you. perhaps you should make some adjustment on how you view this world and the people around you.
funny, isn't it? what is so amusing? beats me. their posts, or rather, the way they think? i just don't understand what is their mind. perhaps they are from a different part of the Milky Way?
anonymous #1 -
something is certainly wrong with the standard or procedure, or maybe both. you were so close in getting the highest level and you placed the blame on something else. accept it, perhaps that is the furthest level your luck can take you to. urm, seriously, do you get what i'm trying to say? *no offence*
anonymous #2 -
i do not know what you're thinking about but it certainly is contradicting! you said you're emotionally tired yet you still hold on. ROFL! why bother? let go. why carry a burden to wear yourself out? if you choose to hold on, you don't have to tell others that you are tired or whatsoever. *again, no offence*
anonymous #3 -
... ... ... ... ... ... basically, i'm speechless about your posts. what happened to you? you were not like this when i first got to know you. you've changed. to better or worse, i do not know. stop acting and babbling as if the whole world is in debt with you. perhaps you should make some adjustment on how you view this world and the people around you.
Sunday, April 27, 2008
hypocrite's oath?
"there is nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it so." - william shakespeare, hamlet(act ii, scene ii)
what is the definite definition for the so-called "good" or "bad" individuals? do we have a ruler to measure how good or bad are they? or do we use a scientifically sophisticated device to evaluate the righteousness and the evilness in one?
everything is in an equilibrium. existence of "good" people is accompanied by the presence of "bad" people. "bad" ones wreck havoc and terrorize around, those "good" ones shine around by fighting their evil counterpart? in short, the "good" in the "good ones" brings out the "bad" in the "bad ones" and the "bad" in the "bad ones" makes the "good" more dominant.
says who that all the monsters, fiends and villains are bad guys? without them, what is ultraman, superman, x-men, iron man, potassium man, sodium man, copper man, zinc man (perhaps uranium man, plutonium woman, blah.. blah.. and it goes on) going to fight with? be thankful for the existence of those villains! if not, we won't have the chance to see our favourite superheroes in action =p
okie, back to the topic. it happens to me that i got to know this group of individuals (fiction, fact?) forget about fiction or fact, that isn't the main point. i have known them for quite a long time. no fun yakking about the good of others (i used to do that, i'm kinda tired), and now, we yak about the bad of others! *evil grin*
they appear to be good. recently, i found out that there is something "dark" about them. behind the mask of secrecy, lies unknown traits of theirs. i AM surprised, they are good with everyone, including the "bad ones". too bad, the "bad ones" didn't know that calamity has befallen upon them - they have been utilized, sacrificed for the sake of expanding the goodness of those "good ones".
for instance, they resorted to slandering methods. they love to sow rumors and dissension too. when other people's belief is shaken by those hearsay, he or she will then put in good words for his or her benefits, individuals of the same "gang" gain the profits (profits?!). maybe what they have been doing is just merely a practice to survive in this society - they stand on others just to conceal their own weaknesses. or perhaps, they have swore on an hypocrite's oath?
should i hold grudges against them? should i hate them for dicriminating others? if i abhor their act, am i practicing discrimination too?
if you think i'm talking about you, rest assure, i'm not.
如有雷同, 纯属虚构
what is the definite definition for the so-called "good" or "bad" individuals? do we have a ruler to measure how good or bad are they? or do we use a scientifically sophisticated device to evaluate the righteousness and the evilness in one?
everything is in an equilibrium. existence of "good" people is accompanied by the presence of "bad" people. "bad" ones wreck havoc and terrorize around, those "good" ones shine around by fighting their evil counterpart? in short, the "good" in the "good ones" brings out the "bad" in the "bad ones" and the "bad" in the "bad ones" makes the "good" more dominant.
says who that all the monsters, fiends and villains are bad guys? without them, what is ultraman, superman, x-men, iron man, potassium man, sodium man, copper man, zinc man (perhaps uranium man, plutonium woman, blah.. blah.. and it goes on) going to fight with? be thankful for the existence of those villains! if not, we won't have the chance to see our favourite superheroes in action =p
okie, back to the topic. it happens to me that i got to know this group of individuals (fiction, fact?) forget about fiction or fact, that isn't the main point. i have known them for quite a long time. no fun yakking about the good of others (i used to do that, i'm kinda tired), and now, we yak about the bad of others! *evil grin*
they appear to be good. recently, i found out that there is something "dark" about them. behind the mask of secrecy, lies unknown traits of theirs. i AM surprised, they are good with everyone, including the "bad ones". too bad, the "bad ones" didn't know that calamity has befallen upon them - they have been utilized, sacrificed for the sake of expanding the goodness of those "good ones".
for instance, they resorted to slandering methods. they love to sow rumors and dissension too. when other people's belief is shaken by those hearsay, he or she will then put in good words for his or her benefits, individuals of the same "gang" gain the profits (profits?!). maybe what they have been doing is just merely a practice to survive in this society - they stand on others just to conceal their own weaknesses. or perhaps, they have swore on an hypocrite's oath?
should i hold grudges against them? should i hate them for dicriminating others? if i abhor their act, am i practicing discrimination too?
if you think i'm talking about you, rest assure, i'm not.
如有雷同, 纯属虚构
Wednesday, April 23, 2008
a world of helium gas
aha- inspiration is back!
i browsed through the youtube, hoping to find a funny video clip where i can laugh till i drop dead=) lol. guess what? i found this clip: few girls were messing with balloons filled with helium gas. they inhaled the gas and *poof*, they have a high-pitched voice! i find it funny.
hmm.. ever wonder why helium gas has such a powerful effect on one's voice? i have googled it and i'm kinda lazy to explain it. anyway, it has something got to do with the speed of air and the size of the atom.
certain drugs like Heroin and Methamphetamine are addicting. we know some individuals have the problem of being addicted to drugs. they have signs and symptoms of drug dependence. and i wonder, is there anyone who has inhaled helium gas and get addicted to it?
a few acquaintances of mine seem to have this problem of being addicted to helium gas. i'm not sure if they they did inhale any helium gas before but from the sign and symptom - the high-pitched voice that they have makes me go musing for hours.
everytime i see them, or rather hear them, their voices are somehow telling me that they have inhaled quite a big deal of "voice changing gases". perhaps they live on helium gas alone? no food, no drink, and nothing else but helium?
ah, another fantastic gas i have found: sulphur hexafluoride (SF6). It has the ability to change one's voice, except that it is somehow an "anti-helium", which means it makes your voice to be low-pitched. cool! =)
urm.. wait! i have this idea. i'm gonna try to prepare sulphur hexafluoride for my acquintances. maybe it helps, who knows? LOL, they might get addicted to sulphur hexafluoride gas too!
link:
effect of helium gas: http://youtube.com/watch?v=BaenSgXhNBE&feature=related
effect of sulphur hexafluoride gas: http://youtube.com/watch?v=A8KbQbg0nxA
sit back and enjoy.
i browsed through the youtube, hoping to find a funny video clip where i can laugh till i drop dead=) lol. guess what? i found this clip: few girls were messing with balloons filled with helium gas. they inhaled the gas and *poof*, they have a high-pitched voice! i find it funny.
hmm.. ever wonder why helium gas has such a powerful effect on one's voice? i have googled it and i'm kinda lazy to explain it. anyway, it has something got to do with the speed of air and the size of the atom.
certain drugs like Heroin and Methamphetamine are addicting. we know some individuals have the problem of being addicted to drugs. they have signs and symptoms of drug dependence. and i wonder, is there anyone who has inhaled helium gas and get addicted to it?
a few acquaintances of mine seem to have this problem of being addicted to helium gas. i'm not sure if they they did inhale any helium gas before but from the sign and symptom - the high-pitched voice that they have makes me go musing for hours.
everytime i see them, or rather hear them, their voices are somehow telling me that they have inhaled quite a big deal of "voice changing gases". perhaps they live on helium gas alone? no food, no drink, and nothing else but helium?
ah, another fantastic gas i have found: sulphur hexafluoride (SF6). It has the ability to change one's voice, except that it is somehow an "anti-helium", which means it makes your voice to be low-pitched. cool! =)
urm.. wait! i have this idea. i'm gonna try to prepare sulphur hexafluoride for my acquintances. maybe it helps, who knows? LOL, they might get addicted to sulphur hexafluoride gas too!
link:
effect of helium gas: http://youtube.com/watch?v=BaenSgXhNBE&feature=related
effect of sulphur hexafluoride gas: http://youtube.com/watch?v=A8KbQbg0nxA
sit back and enjoy.
Friday, April 18, 2008
irony. the in-between?
my mom and i had a conversation listed below:
mom : come and take a look at this girl. she's gorgeous, isn't she?
me : oooh, you're right. she's attractive.
mom : urm, she's actually prettier than girls.
me : what do you mean? she's a girl.
mom : didn't you read the description at the lower part of the screen?
me : what the ****?! -&#^*&%^$#@-
try and guess what was written as the description at the lower part of the screen. hmm.. urm.. eh? it was this: "transgender trend in thailand". they are not biologically female but somehow, they turned out to be a female! that "female" that i complimented was actually a "he" but now is a "she". "she" will be a "she". oh i'm confused.. is it a "she" or a "he"? or is it a "he/she"?
seriously, what has happened to our world? in one of the interview, a Miss mister said that she has undergone male castration. how can they be so cruel towards their own body part? so vicious of them to allow the doctor to carry out such inhumane act against himself? ah, that's not my problem.
it's frightening. it's horrifying. imagine this: you see a girl with a pretty face and fantastic figure (phew wit~ blessing from up above =p), but how sure are you that she is a female( urm, i mean a GENUINE and AUTHENTIC female )? what if she's a she-male? eeeew, kinda gross to think what's under the skin, or rather, what's under the clothes? *faint* couldn't bring myself to ponder about that.
hey guys, WATCH OUT! especially those who are interested in girls, "no-counterfeit girl". the AF (artificial feminity =p) lurk within the authentic ones. they can even appeared to be real-er than the real ones. LOL, loads of nonsensical nonsense.
by the way, for those who don't understand the meaning of castration, i have googled it for you:
cas·tra·tion, n
1.to remove the testes of; emasculate; geld.
2.to remove the ovaries of.
3.a castrated person or animal.
mom : come and take a look at this girl. she's gorgeous, isn't she?
me : oooh, you're right. she's attractive.
mom : urm, she's actually prettier than girls.
me : what do you mean? she's a girl.
mom : didn't you read the description at the lower part of the screen?
me : what the ****?! -&#^*&%^$#@-
try and guess what was written as the description at the lower part of the screen. hmm.. urm.. eh? it was this: "transgender trend in thailand". they are not biologically female but somehow, they turned out to be a female! that "female" that i complimented was actually a "he" but now is a "she". "she" will be a "she". oh i'm confused.. is it a "she" or a "he"? or is it a "he/she"?
seriously, what has happened to our world? in one of the interview, a Miss mister said that she has undergone male castration. how can they be so cruel towards their own body part? so vicious of them to allow the doctor to carry out such inhumane act against himself? ah, that's not my problem.
it's frightening. it's horrifying. imagine this: you see a girl with a pretty face and fantastic figure (phew wit~ blessing from up above =p), but how sure are you that she is a female( urm, i mean a GENUINE and AUTHENTIC female )? what if she's a she-male? eeeew, kinda gross to think what's under the skin, or rather, what's under the clothes? *faint* couldn't bring myself to ponder about that.
hey guys, WATCH OUT! especially those who are interested in girls, "no-counterfeit girl". the AF (artificial feminity =p) lurk within the authentic ones. they can even appeared to be real-er than the real ones. LOL, loads of nonsensical nonsense.
by the way, for those who don't understand the meaning of castration, i have googled it for you:
cas·tra·tion, n
1.to remove the testes of; emasculate; geld.
2.to remove the ovaries of.
3.a castrated person or animal.
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